By: Carlos S. Ramirez
So I’m sitting here, trying to come up with something to say about Hillary Clinton. In an effort to be somewhat fair, I attempt to figure out a good thing or two to say about her, then I’m reminded of the immortal words of Jeff Foxworthy: If you can’t say something nice about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.
This woman is just too easy a target, I wanted to write my first candidate profile on someone who I could at least moderately tolerate, but I feel I should get this one off my chest before I go on to the legitimate field of candidates for 2008.
Years after (literally, since January 21, 2001) having been baptized as a presidential contender by the media and the liberal intelligenzia, she finally came out of the proverbial closet and announced her candidacy for president of the United States. Now, I’m not going to argue that she is doing a disservice to the people of New York by running for president and not paying any attention to her Senate seat. I won’t do that for two reasons, one, with some exceptions, everyone running for president has some other political job and their campaign requires them to spend time away from their duties, and two if the people of New York elected her, they deserve what they have coming. (I should note than in 6 years in the Senate, Hilary has done nothing but campaign for president, much to the expense of the people of New York.)
The reason why Hillary Clinton is an unattractive candidate is that there’s nothing compelling about her positions or opinions. As I continue to try to come up with concrete reasons as to why anyone on earth would support (or oppose) her, I just can’t. Her position statements are no more than hallmark greeting card punch-lines (I am in it to win!, Civil Rights are the gifts that keep on giving!, I believe in the American Dream!, among others) and lack any substance or justification.
The Washington establishment is absolutely thrilled with Senator Sound-Bite (by the way, her advisors have told her that they need to avoid using her last name to reach out to moderate republicans) announcing she was in the race. They point to her “brilliant” career as an attorney (…cough cough…whitewater…cough cough…), her service as first spouse (I am NOT calling this woman a “lady”) and her “distinguished” service as Senator from New York. But that’s all. They look at her, and see Clinton II. That’s why they like her.
The fact is, Hillary “Sound-Bite” Clinton is a loose cannon (she makes Howard “Yeargh!” Dean look tame), and she will eventually self-destruct. Her sound-bite position statements will eventually require more than one liners and will fall in the face of articulate positions from other candidates on both sides of aisle.
For the next year or so (327 days to Super Tuesday!) Hillary Clinton will have to defend attacks from her own people, and IF she wins the primary, Republicans won’t have to campaign much. All they have to do is repeat everything her opponents said, and then add some sweeteners of their own (I am SURE that somewhere in GOP headquarters there is a locked drawer with all the things no one else knows about, just waiting to come out during the democratic convention and as an “October Surprise”).
In the words of one of my undergrad professors (who is a flaming liberal), the Hillary-tanic has set sail, and like the original Titanic, won’t make it past its maiden voyage.