Law School Conservative

Now, I think that saying “antidote” instead of “anecdote” is misspeaking. The Clintons, however, continue their trend of re-defining the English language by saying “we ran from the plane with our heads down to avoid sniper fire” when they mean “we walked calmly to the photo op on the tarmac and remained there for 8 minutes.”

Must have been that other sniper who fired at you the other time you landed in Bosnia, right Hillary?…oh, wait.

As the title says, Hillary is hereby Awarded an Honorary BS in BS.

According to the way she tells her story, she landed in Bosnia in 1996 under a hail of sniper fire (yet she had time to spend for a tarmac photo op with a little girl).

As comedian Sinbad, who accompanied her on the trip, puts it, its a lie.  According to Sinbad, the scariest part of the trip was deciding where to eat.

This line, by Sinbad, responding to her allegation that she would go to places that were too dangerous for her husband to go to, is priceless: “What kind of president would say, ‘Hey man, I can’t go because I might get shot… but I’m gonna send my wife and daughter. Oh and take a guitar player and a comedian with you.’”

Between a washed up comedian, and a Presidential candidate with a history of lying and exaggerating…I choose to believe the comedian.

For these reasons, Hillary Clinton is now awarded an Honorary BS in BS…she has also completed significant coursework to the MS in BS…expect that award soon.

Now, I know that time magazine is liberal, and that they sugarcoat almost every wrong thing a liberal does, but this time they almost redeemed themselves.

They published this article, detailing some of Hillary’s claims, and how they are exaggerated.

Well, Senator Obama’s pastor apparently thinks that African-Americans should sing “God damn America” instead of “God Bless America,” among other things (read for yourself here).

I find it funny that Obama can get off so easy for what this guy said…I know Obama doesn’t endorse it, but had that been a Republican who went to a church headed by a pastor who preached what this dude preached, we’d never stop hearing about it.

See what this wacko said here.

UPDATE: YouTube has been taking these videos down, I apologize if you miss it.

Today I got some polls from 10 states up tomorrow. These polls, the source of which I will keep confidential, show that John McCain will comfortably win in Arizona, Delaware, Missouri, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Georgia and Illinois, that Mitt Romney will coast to victory in Utah, and that California is too close to call.

As for the Democrats, Clinton will win in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut, Obama will take Utah, Illinois and Georgia. Arizona, California, Missouri and Delaware are too close to call.

My guess is that the Republicans will either wrap up, or be close to wrapping up the Nomination tomorrow night. The Dems will have to wait to another day.

Lets see if I’m right….

I was watching the last Democratic debate, and I was confused because I thought I was watching an episode of American Gladiator (I was going to say Ultimate Fighter, but Democrats are big sissies and people in UFC bleed…).

Anyway, there was an insane amount of mudslinging going on, but how much of it was true.

Well FactCheck took the democrats to task and boiled it all down here.

In sum: They’re all full of manure.

So, I was wrong, for one thing, about thinking that Clinton was going down in New Hampshire.  I was right, however, when I thought that all the pundits were wrong.

Pundits left and right were saying that this primary season was going to be over last night.  They were wrong.  The only thing we know is that Romney has spent $600,000 per delegate, and that this is set out to be a long primary season in which a lot of money will be spent to elect the next president.

I am not going to make any predictions for the future on either side.  Although I’m almost sure that Romney will stay near the top on the GOP side.  On the Democratic side, watch Obama, Edwards and Hillary go for the jugular, and watch the GOP consultants take note of all they say to use against them in the general.

Stay tuned…

…I wish!

But so says this article from the folks at The Onion.