Archive for the 'Candidates' Category

Hillary claims to have “misspoken” about sniper incident

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Now, I think that saying “antidote” instead of “anecdote” is misspeaking. The Clintons, however, continue their trend of re-defining the English language by saying “we ran from the plane with our heads down to avoid sniper fire” when they mean “we walked calmly to the photo op on the tarmac and remained there for 8 minutes.”

Must have been that other sniper who fired at you the other time you landed in Bosnia, right Hillary?…oh, wait.

Law School Conservative Awards Hillary Clinton an Honorary BS in BS

Monday, March 24th, 2008

As the title says, Hillary is hereby Awarded an Honorary BS in BS.

According to the way she tells her story, she landed in Bosnia in 1996 under a hail of sniper fire (yet she had time to spend for a tarmac photo op with a little girl).

As comedian Sinbad, who accompanied her on the trip, puts it, its a lie.  According to Sinbad, the scariest part of the trip was deciding where to eat.

This line, by Sinbad, responding to her allegation that she would go to places that were too dangerous for her husband to go to, is priceless: “What kind of president would say, ‘Hey man, I can’t go because I might get shot… but I’m gonna send my wife and daughter. Oh and take a guitar player and a comedian with you.’”

Between a washed up comedian, and a Presidential candidate with a history of lying and exaggerating…I choose to believe the comedian.

For these reasons, Hillary Clinton is now awarded an Honorary BS in BS…she has also completed significant coursework to the MS in BS…expect that award soon.

Hillary’s “Experience” Assessed

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Now, I know that time magazine is liberal, and that they sugarcoat almost every wrong thing a liberal does, but this time they almost redeemed themselves.

They published this article, detailing some of Hillary’s claims, and how they are exaggerated.

Obama’s Pastor

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Well, Senator Obama’s pastor apparently thinks that African-Americans should sing “God damn America” instead of “God Bless America,” among other things (read for yourself here).

I find it funny that Obama can get off so easy for what this guy said…I know Obama doesn’t endorse it, but had that been a Republican who went to a church headed by a pastor who preached what this dude preached, we’d never stop hearing about it.

See what this wacko said here.

UPDATE: YouTube has been taking these videos down, I apologize if you miss it.

John McCain wins GOP nomination.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

CNN reports tonight that Sen. John McCain has won the Rhode Island, Ohio, Texas and Vermont primaries, and has clinched the GOP nomination.

Who wil be the VP nominee?

Monday, February 18th, 2008

Here is an analysis on possible GOP Veep noms.

Don’t even get me started on the democrats…

Romney Endorses McCain…now what?

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Ok, so in a surprising move Romney endorsed McCain.

Here’s what will probably happen:

  • Half to three quarters of Romney’s delegates will probably go for McCain, the rest will remain “uncommitted” or will go for Huckabee
  • The GOP nomination will be decided in the next week, if not, then definitely by March 4 (the original Super Tuesday), and the Dems will be in turmoil until the convention (right out of season 7 of West Wing)
  • Huckabee will be pressured to drop out

Now, all of this makes sense, here are some other things that might happen:

  • Romney will lobby for the VP slot and try to let bygones be bygones
  • Huckabee will lobby for the VP spot and remind McCain how much Romney used to hate him, before he changed postitions, again
  • Republicans will finally realize that this is not the year to find the next Ronald Reagan, but this is the year that will elect Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama President unless they suck it up and vote.

Stay tuned….

Of Course They Do…

Friday, February 8th, 2008

The Democrats plan endless attacks on McCain…but are they right?